Tuesday, June 24, 2014

GOLF PICKS QUICKEN LOANS CONGRESSIONAL 2014

WEDNESDAY POST
POWER RANKS 
  UPDATED 6/25

ONE NAME...
JORDAN SPIETH
I've been chasing this kid for a win for about 6 tournaments.
He is way overdue. Was 6th here last year.
Streelman did not give up last week. I'm not either. 
Go Jordan!

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WEDNESDAY POST
BMW OPEN

Didn't Cap it.
Had a Dream 
Pablo Larrazabal 
Won an Open. 
Dont believe in that crap.
He Played well at WGC Early this Year.
What the hell. Worth $20 @ 50-1

Also Picked up 
Fabio Zanotti
Trending at 75-1




FRIDAY POST
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Round 2
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UPDATE!
 Pablo Shot 9 Under
to Tie the Lead!

SUNDAY POST
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Round 3
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HOLY SHIT!
PABLO TAKES 3 SHOT LEAD!
LATE ON SATURDAY
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Final Round
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LIVE NOW ON GOLF CHANNEL 
330 AM (PST)

  Far From Over
Can't sit on lead. 
Pablo Stalling early. Lead down to 1 after 5 holes.

Field shooting Low Behind Him.
Hes Still at (-17)
6 at (-16)
7 at (-15) 
6 More at (-14)

ZANOTTI TIES PABLO
 I only Bet 2 Players
Zanotti was the other.

4 WAY PLAYOFF 
I Didn't See Zanotti in my Dream
But I Saw Him on the Bet Sheet
Go Fab!



___[ PLAYOFF HOLE 1 ]____

ZANOTTI TO STAY ALIVE
 SINKS IT!

___[ PLAYOFF HOLE 2 ]____
Stenson Sinks 15 footer
Forces Fab to Make 10 Footer
He Does
Bello Taps in   THEN THERE WERE 3

___[ PLAYOFF HOLE 3 ]____ 
3 FIND THE GREEN - WITH DRIVERS!
3 BIRDIES

___[ PLAYOFF HOLE 4 ]____ 
(OFF THE TEE)
BELLO AND STENSON MISS FAIRWAY
 FAB CENTER CUT 

 (APPROACH) 

BELLO IN THE WATER
STENSON LAYS UP
FAB ON THE GREEN 
 (SHOT 3) 
STENSON CHIPS
 STICKS IT
 
 THEN THERE WERE 2

___[ PLAYOFF HOLE 5 ]____
STENSON IN THE WATER!
 

FAB ON THE FRINGE

STENSON CHIPS FROM HAZARD LINE
OVERSHOOTS INTO BUNKER
BUNKER SHOT MISSES  
HE CONCEDES TO ZANOTTI

ZANOTTI WINS IT!
HE ALMOST LOST HIS CARD LAST YEAR
THIS IS HIS FIRST WIN.
CONGRATS FAB!


60-1 $10 $600!

BET TICKETS: $20
4 DAYS OF ENTERTAINMENT 0$
HITTING A WINNER 
2 WEEKS IN A ROW
WITH JUST 2 TICKETS...
PRICELESS!


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CONGRESSIONAL

FINAL TODAY!
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Round 1
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Tiger+3, Jordan+3 and Day+2 Over Par.
We'll see if they can bounce back and Make the Cut.
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Round 2
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Tiger Misses Cut
Report Card
Physical A

Personal Life  A
Coach F
Golf Game D

I believe that Tiger is Happy in his personal life and Healthy Physically.  
He missed a great opportunity when he took time off. 
FIRE SEAN FOLEY!
Tiger is worse in every stat since he let Foley take over. 
He needs to fire that creepy little ego maniac.
He needs to kick him and his ManPurse out of his life
Who the Hell has the Ego to Change the Best Golfer in History? 

Arnold Palmer Called it
When Arnie saw Foley changing his short game he was Appalled.  
This week -  we saw why. 

I want Tiger to Dominate Again.
But He Never Will Under Foley.
His Swing Theory can not be Executed Consistently. 
It will take 6 months to a year just to get those Swing Thoughts out of his head. 
Wake up and smell the Coffee Tiger!
Before its too late.


Reed Tied for Lead
Shoots Mouth Off Again!
Will Piggy Wiggly Ever Learn?
After a good 2nd round, Reed bragged that the harder the course - the better for him. 
If the players dont kick your ass for a comment like that
The Course Will
I predict an ugly exit from the Top of the LeaderBoard this Weekend for Reed.



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Round 3
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ONE NAME.......
MINE IS MUD. LOL
Spieth failed to Impress again this week. 
(Even) Going in to Sunday
Leaders Stalled
But Will need about  7 or 8 Under Tomorrow
For a Miracle Finish?  

POWER RANKS IN THE MIX THOUGH
 
 GLAD REED HAS THE OVERNIGHT LEAD
WATCH HIM TALK SMACK TONIGHT
AND CRASH TOMORROW 
THAT WOULD PUT SPIETH JUST 4 BACK
GOING INTO SUNDAY

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Final Round
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SEEING RED ON SUNDAY 

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU REED?
Other Players Respect Tiger
They Don't Wear Red on Sunday.
Reed Thinks He's Above Them
Not just Red - Tiger's Actual Shirt Style
With he Stripe Down the Back
No Class Man
6 MISSED CUTS THIS YEAR
DROPPED 5 SHOTS 
FELL OFF THE FIRST PAGE OF LEADERBOARD 
AS I PREDICTED 
ONE MAN WEARS RED ON SUNDAY!
YOU'RE NOT WORTHY 
OF CARRYING HIS LUGGAGE
AND YOU'RE NOT TOP 5! 
GET OVER YOURSELF
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VEGAS BOOKS SCREWED ME!
PICKED STEFANI AS $5 COVER
NOT ON BET SHEETS
200-1 ONLINE
Shawn Stefani 1          34.0        71.25 - - - - - - 34 200/1 Stan James £10 Free Bet

HE LOST IN PLAYOFF
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A $1000 WIN!

LEADERS FALL 
ROSE STEALS IT!
 5 POWER RANKS
ON FIRST PAGE 
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